Camden and Kelsey endeavor to make their last semester of college the nerdiest yet.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Friday January 10th, 2012 (and most of saturday) So we spent the large part of this nerd friday undertaking what Camden and I both acknowledged as ‘the nerdiest thing we’ve ever done.’ We made a map of Panem…what was just going to be a map turned into a detailed illustrated essay, complete with FAQ and bibliography.
Just in time to be proven wrong by Suzanne Collins if she releases an official map before the movie comes out.
So click the map to see how we did it, and why we put what where. Also check out our extensive works cited, as well as works consulted. If you have questions that aren’t answered in our FAQ, feel free to ask them here or on livejournal where the essay is posted in full.
Live Blog: Twin Peaks; FIRE WALK WITH ME; Illustrated Edition
Friday January 27th, 2012: Watching the Twin Peaks Movie: FIRE WALK WITH ME
Watching the movie with Camden, it has french subtitles and the sound is fucked, but there is a very nerdy Kiefer Sutherland, and Albert has already appeared so there are some redeeming qualities.
But I’m told there is a severe lack of Special Agent Dale Cooper, Unicorn Wizard and Man About Town
AHHHGHHH - Pulling off fingernails is disgusting.
Sam Stanley (Kiefer Sutherland) wears bowties and is therefore cool.
Wow this is a Twin Peaks movie (despite the lack of you know actual Twin Peaks setting) creepy old people abound.
This is strange, even for Twin Peaks.
A wild DALE MOTHER FUCKIN COOPER appears.
David Bowie! This movie just keep getting stranger and better.
Black Lodge Dream Sequence.
Dale talks to Diane…cue twin peaks title sequence music.
Seriously, no Audrey Horne and we’re stuck with James Hurley…shat is this shit.
Laura does some coke and then James Hurley is annoying.
Bobby may be obnoxious, Laura, but he’s better than James Hurley.
Wow Moira Kelly as Donna is just as annoying as Laura Flynn Boyle as Donna.
FIRE WALK WITH ME!
More Dale Cooper…and ALBERT! (BOYFRIENDS!)
Shelley and Norma!!! (GIRLFRIENDS!)
Leland you are a creepy ass mofo even without your white hair. Crazy Leland is actually less creepy. Oh my god this is so creepy uncomfortable, must blog to keep from screaming.
Camden and I have both seen the series and we have no idea what’s going on, no wonder this movie tanked in theaters.
There are no Horne’s in this film and that is huge problem.
Sleeping is not an option, Laura, not when you’re being haunted by Demon-thing BOB.
Not enough Dancing either.
MORE DALE! This movie can yet be saved. But all this Black Lodge shit needs to be explained or clarified or something.
Oh Good Crazy/Evil/Bitch Laura has arrived.
LOG LADY!!!!
Someone get Laura to a Therapist, and quick….but wait even Dr. Jacobi isn’t in this movie.
Wow, Laura and Donna actually are friends.
The one armed man! MIKE! What does it mean, some one’s spirit will be torn. Where the fuck are Ed and Nadine!
There’s a whole lot of whoring going on in this town.
And there’s no sheriff’s department to regulate these things, apparently.
After discovering this lovely quote on Wikipedia, Camden and I have decided to take a tumblr break. It’s just too hard to watch. Apparently the Japanese know something we don’t. (A subset, laughing so hard we are ugly laughing and crying)
Okay now that that’s over (we might be a little crazy)
What the fuck Bobby killed someone!!! How come no one ever mentioned this in the series. What the f, I don’t get it. He can’t have killed mike, both mikes are still alive in the series.
Fucking James Hurley…least interesting character ever.
I feel like it’s a really bad plan to do hard drugs when you’re already hallucinating.
Stupid Horse, another thing never explained.
fricken BOB, I’m going to have all the Nightmares, forever and ever.
So uncomfortable. That was really really awful.
You really need to looka at your parenting methods, Sarah.
Laura Palmer, you are Drunk.
How the hell is there still twenty minutes left in this thing. They kinda dropped the ball on this thing.
James Hurley is a stupid whiny bitch.
Basically everything good about Twin Peaks isn’t in this movie, but at least they understand continuity, which is more than I can say for some shows.
So BOB was Leland, but also Laura….and Damn Ronette is going to be scarred for life.
What does the Black Lodge have to do with anything.
It doesn’t make sense to follow Laura in this film, we already know what happened to Laura. I want to hear about the rest of the town.
What is this Fuckery, nothing is being explained.
Okay Dale, you thin you could wrap this up in a nice little bow.
So what does it mean, was Dale destined to become BOB? I’m so confused. WTF.
There weren’t even any donuts in this movie.
(Source: twinpeaksgifs)
Camden and Kelsey are embaking on an adventure to do the most Nerdy awesome things that we can every Friday that we don’t have class. This is our personal archive.
